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I can’t wait to see this summer’s most anticipated movie: Spider-Man 2. Newsweek gives it a glowing review.

This is a movie in which Spider-Man finds himself having an awkward elevator moment with a stranger who tells him, “Cool Spidey outfit … Looks uncomfortable.” To which he says: “Gets kinda itchy—and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.”