february 4, 2010 : steve kong : 1 comment(s)
From Fight Club.
NARRATORHmmm. Does The Narrator work for Toyota?
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph...The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
BUSINESS WOMAN
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
NARRATOR
Oh, you wouldn't believe.
BUSINESS WOMAN
... Which... car company do you work for?
NARRATOR
A major one.
Comments
Yes, so much as he works for Ford or GM or Hyundai or Honda as well.
February 8, 2010 @ 09:54 AM