Driving Tips for Californians

Maybe my Burnout therapy is not working, but I am getting more and more annoyed with drivers on the roads. Here are some tips for those who annoy me:

• If it is raining then turn on your lights! No, it's not for you to see me. It's for me to see you!
• Just because it says "Carpool Lane", that does mean that you and your pal should get into the lane during off-hours going 55MPH. Move over! Let me through!
• Get off the phone.
• Uhm, let me repeat: GET OFF THE PHONE!
• Stop riding your brakes. Either stop following the car in front of you so close, or learn to let go of the gas pedal to slow down.
• Turn off your blinker idiot when you're done changing lanes!
• It doesn't mean that you own the road just because you're driving a big fracking SUV! On the same note: Your SUV is not a fricking sports car, slow down.
• When coming to an intersection, try noticing the stop sign. Oh, hey, while you're at it: Try stopping!
• I don't want to listen to your tunes, turn that shit down.
• Stop weaving in and out of traffic because I'll end seeing you at the next exit anyways.
• Speed up or slow down, but don't drive right next to me!
• Just because you turned on your blinker that does not mean that you have the right to get into my lane right away.