september 20, 2005Maybe my Burnout therapy is not working, but I am getting more and more annoyed with drivers on the roads. Here are some tips for those who annoy me:
- If it is raining then turn on your lights! No, it's not for you to see me. It's for me to see you!
- Just because it says "Carpool Lane", that does mean that you and your pal should get into the lane during off-hours going 55MPH. Move over! Let me through!
- Get off the phone.
- Uhm, let me repeat: GET OFF THE PHONE!
- Stop riding your brakes. Either stop following the car in front of you so close, or learn to let go of the gas pedal to slow down.
- Turn off your blinker idiot when you're done changing lanes!
- It doesn't mean that you own the road just because you're driving a big fracking SUV! On the same note: Your SUV is not a fricking sports car, slow down.
- When coming to an intersection, try noticing the stop sign. Oh, hey, while you're at it: Try stopping!
- I don't want to listen to your tunes, turn that shit down.
- Stop weaving in and out of traffic because I'll end seeing you at the next exit anyways.
- Speed up or slow down, but don't drive right next to me!
- Just because you turned on your blinker that does not mean that you have the right to get into my lane right away.
I am sure there are more tips for annoying drivers. Please feel free to add to the list with comments.
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