6am this morning: Boobooop! Wife: Ugh...what is that? Me: I don't know, go back to bed. 6:15am: Boobooop! Wife: Ugh...Is that your pager? Me: No, I have that on vibrate. Go back to bed. 6:30am: Boobooop! Wife: Ugh...Will you go find out what that stupid noise is? Me: Ugh...Ok... I go to the dresser and look all electronic doodads. Pager...Vibrate. Car keys...No, they're not electronic. Motorola RAZR V3 in its case...Open case...Open phone...Squint eyes from bright display..."Low Battery" it reads right under "T-Mobile". Sigh... Plug phone into power supply, whining stops. Go back to bed.