If Music Execs Designed A Car

Lets imagine for a moment the kind of car that would be produced if a bunch of music execs and the RIAA got together:

• The car can only be parked in three places. If you wanted to park the car in a place other than those three places, one of the other places would need to be deauthorized.
• The car is only compatible with specific highways and roads. If you want to use some other highway or road, you'd have to buy a different car that is compatible.
• In order to use the car, you have to plug the car into your phone line and get it authorized with your username, password, Social Security number, and finger print.
• Only you can use the car. If your wife wants to use the car, you'd have to get her a new car.
• The car will only function for one year, after that you have to pay again to get it reauthorized for use.