Males Who Overcompensate

There are males out there who have small body parts and overcompensate. These males get on my nerves because of the way they tend to overcompensate. Here are some vehicular examples of "my specific body part is small, therefore I must overcompensate by" males:

• Mr. Easy Rider. You know the guy on that hog that you can hear three miles away? Hey fucktard, your overcompensation is waking up my baby from his sleep. Go get a quieter bike, might I suggest this one.
• Ricer Boi. This guy is the guy who thinks he's driving a car from The Fast and The Furious. Loud ass muffler. Lights under car. Car slammed so low he can't get over speed bumps. Tinted windows. A spoiler on a front wheel drive car. Oh, those gray "I haven't painted them because I'm too poor" add-on body panels. Sorry man, your body part is small. A cheap ass car with cheap siding and a spoiler don't help you.
• Hummer Man. The guy who not only buys a 6mpg Hummer, but decides to jack it up. But, that is not good enough either. He has to put tires that look like they came from a real-life Tonka truck on the Hummer. Of course, all of this is so that he can drive the jacked up Hummer to and from work. This body part replacement will never see dirt in its lifetime.
• Ferrari Daily Driver. This is the guy who goes out and buys a $200,000 Ferrari F430 so that he can drive it to and from work. Yes, city mileage 11mpg. Yay, the scream of the Ferrari engine as you sit in stop and go traffic really goes a long ways for you. Aren't you glad you're paying $4000 a month for that Ferrari instead of going and getting yourself a cheap bottle of Viagra?
• More Cylinders Than You Guy. Any guy with a car that has more than eight cylinders. Look, the more cylinders you have in the engine doesn't do anything for your love life. Especially since your body part is a few CCs short of being classified as a "small block".
• Viper Stutterer Guy. This is the guy who sits at the red lights in his Viper revving the engines. "Hey look ladies, I drive a monster sports car, yeah!" Vroom! Vroom! Then when the light turns green:  stutter, stutter, stutter. Look man, if you can't handle 10-cylinders of power, what does that say about your love life in bed? Oh, and you are doubly damned because you also fit into the above "More Cylinders Than You Guy" category.
• My Covettete Is Auto Dude. This one makes me especially mad. If you're going to buy a nice sports car, the least you can do is learn how to drive stick. You're sad. You drive an automatic Corvette. But, hey at least you don't get stuck in the "More Cylinders Than You Guy" category.
• Prius At 90mph Guy. This is the guy who thinks that driving his Prius at 90mph is actually a correct way of being green. Hey, dude, you have a car with a lawnmower gas engine in it. That's four-cylinders of power. If you drive 90mph, you are wasting gas. Just because you convinced yourself that green is better that "More Cylinders Than You Guy" doesn't mean that you should drive your Prius 90mph. Hell, I don't even know if those puny 13" tires can handle that kind of speed.
• Boom Boom Boy.  Hey, I don't like your music.  Turn it down.  The fact that you have 18" subwoofers doesn't say anything about your tiny body part.  Turn that shit down.
• Spinners Guy.  One sentence/wish for the guy who thought spinners on his wheels was cool:  I hope they cut off your body part.
• Fake Bullets Guy. This is the last one. The guy who put those fake bullet hole stickers on his car to look tough. Hey dumb ass, I bet you'd shit your pants if you came under fire. I would. Stop faking it, take off those stickers.